“Juri went Ursula the Sea Witch on you”
My own daughter!
Botan drowned me in the river styx. I KNEW THAT BITCH WAS OUT TO GET ME.
“You died of laughter seeing suzuka in his clown suit”
atleast I died happy
“Someone hired Hagiri to shoot you.”
…Probably accurate. ):<
It was your own damn fault.
-reads it- EXCUSE ME?! I don’t think so. How is that even possible? No. No.
“Yomi got tired of hearing you talk and shut you up permanently.” ((<—- Sounds so accurate))
Who could ever get tired of hearing me talk?
“You made fun of Natsume’s bow so she killed you”
“Mukuro kicked you in the butterfly/nuts”
“Touya locked you in an ice freezer.”
“You died from Yukina’s cuteness.”
Shishi’s fangirl murdered me… I have to wonder why.
What about me killing someone? :\
alcohol poisoning because i partied with chu
this is gooooood
"Kuwabaras cat mauls you…" …..why am I thinking of the Indiana Jones rolling rock scene…..